MITCH

America Runs on Hospice

For anyone who looks at the Senate and thinks, “Is this a government or a very slow group project?”

MITCH is a bright, absurd political-satire statement about gerontocracy, gridlock, and the national tradition of keeping the same old machinery running long after the warning light comes on. It’s a neon sugar rush aimed at congressional stagnation, served with extra sarcasm.

Wear it when you want to turn heads, start arguments, or remind the room that “still holding things up” is not a retirement plan.

• A wearable editorial cartoon for the politically exhausted
• Perfect for civic comedians, late-night doomscrollers, and democracy-watchers
• Bold enough for the front row, funny enough for the back row

Same old politics. Extra slow.