WORD SALAD T-Shirt – The Dynamic Duo of Confusing America

🥗 WARNING: May cause uncontrollable eye-rolling, spontaneous facepalming, and an overwhelming urge to ask "...but what does that actually mean?"

Introducing the WORD SALAD T-Shirt — the official wearable tribute to the art of saying absolutely nothing with maximum confidence. Inspired by the greatest political double-act in the history of circular logic, this tee is for anyone who's ever sat through a press conference and thought, "I could've just eaten a salad."

Whether you're a proud member of the "Hold the Logic" movement or just someone who appreciates premium political satire, this shirt says it all — or rather, says a lot of words that don't quite add up to anything.

Wear it to:

• Town halls where nobody answers the question
• Dinner parties where you want to end the conversation
• Anywhere you need to express your deep appreciation for "future-y, sustainability-ish, inclusive-coated hope spritz" — $0.00 (taxpayer funded)

"Confusing America, one sentence at a time." — Paid for by people who actually read the plan.

Shirt Details: Port & Company PC450 Fan Favorite Tee

• 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
• Super soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• 1x1 rib knit collar | Removable tag for comfort
• Shoulder-to-shoulder back neck tape
• Available in sizes S–6XL | Multiple colors

⚠️ This is a parody/satire product. No actual word salads were harmed in the making of this shirt. Brain freeze sold separately.