DRAIN MASS SWAMP
π¨ WANTED: The Massachusetts Swamp Creatures π¨
They had the golden dome. They had the power. They had the audacity. Now they've got... iron bars and matching frowns. π¬
Behold the most exclusive jail cell in New England β featuring three of the Bay State's most notorious swamp dwellers, gripping the bars with the kind of downtrodden faces usually reserved for a Patriots loss. Old Glory waves proudly above them. The Massachusetts State House dome looms behind them. Justice has never looked so patriotic.
"We were just trying to help!" β Nobody believes them.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the swamp know: Massachusetts is draining. πΊπΈ
Product: Port & Company PC450 Fan Favorite Tee
- 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
- 90% cotton, 10% poly (Athletic Heather)
- 50% cotton, 50% poly (Dark Heather Grey, Heather Navy)
- 1x1 rib knit collar
- Removable tag for comfort and relabeling
- Shoulder to shoulder back neck tape