DRAIN THE SWAMP
π¨ WANTED: The Washington D.C. Swamp Creatures π¨
They had the Capitol dome. They had the floor speeches. They had the audacity. Now they've got... iron bars and matching frowns. π¬
Behold the most exclusive jail cell on the Potomac β featuring three of Washington's most notorious swamp dwellers, white-knuckling the bars with the kind of downtrodden faces usually reserved for a midterm shellacking. The majestic U.S. Capitol Building looms behind them. A bold sign above reads: DRAIN THE SWAMP. Justice has never looked so bipartisan.
"We were just trying to help!" β Nobody believes them.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the Beltway know: the drain is open. πΊπΈ
Product: Port & Company PC450 Fan Favorite Tee
- 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun cotton, 30 singles
- 90% cotton, 10% poly (Athletic Heather)
- 50% cotton, 50% poly (Dark Heather Grey, Heather Navy)
- 1x1 rib knit collar
- Removable tag for comfort and relabeling
- Shoulder to shoulder back neck tape